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< stderr> lol Occupy SLC occupying the Diamond Fork hot springs on Saturday < GIJoe> I guess they had to take a bath eventually

#872 +(4)- [X]

<tierra> if I was up there with a couple women, I probably wouldn't be calling any of you to come up <stderr> that's because you're selfish and I have an anime-inspired imagination <tierra> you do?

#871 +(1)- [X]

<tierra> wow... 802.11 b/g/n usb adaptors now come in nano-size flavor <tierra> I can't imagine that wifi range could be great with something that small though <firefly> good thing it isn't powered by your imagination then

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<PenguinMan98> awww, where's your sense of dependency and entitlement? <mheath|work> I think my ex took that with her in the divorce

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<AceMcStud> I've never seen weekend at Bernies <eco> It's fucked up. <stderr> *awesome <eco> Yes. It's fucked awesome. <AceMcStud> oh, so like home Alone <stderr> It's pretty much what I'm planning for Adam's funeral. <eco> Yeah <AceMcStud> hell yeah <AceMcStud> josh, how'd you know? <stderr> I just _know_. <AceMcStud> one last party for me to enjoy vicariously from hell <eco> Except instead of a weekend adventure in Miami it'll be a bottle of lube and candles. <stderr> corpses can't be choosers. <stderr> (or say no) <AceMcStud> how about a hunting lodge? you can use my cadaver to convince some hunter he killed me <stderr> hmmm, hunting lodge in the winter, in the mountains... <stderr> freeze your corpse overnight outside then use it as a snowboard <AceMcStud> that works too <AceMcStud> make sure I'm wearing cool shades when you do that though <stderr> on your belly with your head looking up and grin meticulously crafted onto your face <AceMcStud> I'm sorry I'm winning our weewar game btw <AceMcStud> I got a little carried away <stderr> I want my body chopped up an... HOW DARE YOU <AceMcStud> well I feel like I let myself down <AceMcStud> you know how I feel about competition between friends <AceMcStud> I didn't want to just roll over of course, but I guess I was a little too focused on putting up a fight in the game and lost sight of what really matters: friendship <AceMcStud> I'll start losing again if you want <stderr> oh stfu

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< gibba> my biggest weakness in cod has always been staying alive. < gibba> i'm too quick to run into unsurvivable situations and don't check my 6 enough. < gibba> i can kill like a motherfucker, but its terribly hard for me to get a good ratio < tardhat> well whenever they release call of jihad youll be pro

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< stderr> I wish something bad would happen to Orson Scott Card but then he wouldn't be able to embarrass himself with any new novels <&eco> His column is far more embrassing. <&eco> Even my mom thinks he's a bit of a nutjob. < stderr> yea < stderr> Oh c'mon Orson < stderr> Democrat my ass <&eco> Is "democrat" a sex verb I'm unaware of? <&AceMcStud> maybe when you're older <&eco> Because it sounds almost like you are writing OSC erotica. < stderr> only in church <&AceMcStud> the "democrat" is when you give up on fucking 3/4 of the way through because you don't want to offend anyone

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<&eco> We movin' at the speed of light! <&eco> Such a good song. < stderr> illuminate, the path we movin on < stderr> (it's the speed of "life" btw) <&eco> Boy is my face red. < stderr> maybe you have the flu <&eco> Nah, I just can't understand what black people are saying. < stderr> haha <&naitsirhc> hey fuck you <&eco> Come again?

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<gibba> eco: any complaints about your droid so far? <eco> There isn't a place to stick my penis.

#863 +(3)- [X]

<tierra> man, CSS3 adds some insane pseudo class selectors <tierra> any type of parent-sibling-child relationship you can think up is in CSS3 <stderr> "Kentuckian" ?

#862 +(0)- [X]

< influx> I'll come mow your lawn. < influx> For $20. <@stderr-> there are cheaper mexicans < influx> But all they do is mow the lawn. I'll yo your math homework for you too. <@stderr-> that's what the Indians are for. <@com4> lies. that's what asians are for <@com4> indians are for outsourcing your work projects <@com4> assuming you mean the dot kind <@com4> the feather kind are for sellin' liquor to at a high price <@stderr-> well it's not like a native american can count otherwise they wouldn't have thought the reservations were a good idea

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<naitsirhc> how does this hacking thing work <AceMcStud> you put on rollerblades, welding goggles, and hot-glue circuit boards to your leather jacket <naitsirhc> no, in fallout

#860 +(-18)- [X]

< epp_> anyone still ride sportbikes here? < stderr> Nah I have a penis.

#859 +(3)- [X]

<stderr> they used Luminol on a bathroom wall? fucking amateurs. <stderr> bleach and feces both react with Luminol too <stderr> hurr durr hurr <Harmadillo> but you could discern blood splatters probably. <Harmadillo> Or things that appear to be blood splatters. <stderr> you ever eaten a burrito?

#858 +(-6)- [X]

<@hsabort> anyone driving to defcon? < scorche> me =) < influx> need ride < influx> me <@hsabort> fuck influx, give me a ride. <@hsabort> :D < influx> he can fuck me for a ride < influx> i'm down

#857 +(-2)- [X]

< stderr> whoa, new Safari right click menu <@eco> Does it pop up a dick for you to suck?

#855 +(8)- [X]

<naitsirhc> oh god <naitsirhc> there is a hiphop remix of hide and seek <naitsirhc> UGHHHHH <naitsirhc> its on u92 10 times a day now <flux|w> if you listen to u92, you have no one to blame but yourself. <naitsirhc> flux|w: its playing in the bank <eco> I didn't know Utah had black person banks. <stderr> they're called "Payday Loans LLC" <eco> Hah

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<Harmadillo> I pretty much only read XKCD, Questionable Content and Psychology Today now. <AceMcStud> questionable content? <AceMcStud> wow <AceMcStud> I don't like to overuse "gay" <AceMcStud> but shit jared <AceMcStud> that's like, gayer than sucking a dick, that's like putting on lipstip to kiss a dick gently and write it love letters

#852 +(14)- [X]

<AceMcStud> one of these days I'm going to open all of the bookmarks in my "cool wikipedia articles" folder at once <AceMcStud> I won't be seen until several months later looking like alan moore when I try to make it to wal-mart for canned beans and bleach <@AceMcStud> then I collapse on my porch because all non-masturbating-related muscles will have atrophied

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< kampf> RIP Mr. Kung Fu <@stderr-> Bruce Lee's ghost killed 'im. < kampf> epic battle < com4> bruce lee is getting sloppy < com4> you know, wrapping a cord around his neck and genitals < kampf> not sloppy < kampf> kinky < com4> true