#843 +(1)- [X]

<@tendency> i once NYC compared to an abusive boyfriend with a huge cock. Sure, you're confused, broke, and in shitty situations sometimes, but when it's good it's AMAZING and he's ruined you for anybody else.

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<@kampf> so I'm in a city with a bunch of negroes <@kampf> guess that it's gonna be a riot, either way the election goes <@kampf> so maybe I'll get a bottle of Hennesey and watch the city burn from my room

#841 +(1)- [X]

manda: i just got delivered two beers veruus: oh? manda: yup manda: and they are both open....so i HAVE to drink them both veruus: haha veruus: better hurry veruus: you have to drive soon

#840 +(3)- [X]

<stderr> Do or do not. There is no try (when it comes to eco's balls). < Flux|w> Man, tell me about it.

#839 +(2)- [X]

<Flux|w> General question: would you guys fuck a girl in her third trimester? <stderr> Anally. <eco> Absolutely not. <stderr> and if the baby isn't mine, vaginally. <Flux|w> heh <Flux|w> why not? <eco> I wait until they are at least 18 years old first.

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<eco> Next time I see someone wearing a Che shirt I want to stop them and say, "A Che shirt? I hope you brought enough for the rest of us."

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<gruffy> I want the bacon alarm clock <noid> bacon alarm clock? <veruus> your woman makes bacon and it wakes you up <noid> oh if thats the case, i want the blowjob alarm clock

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<@eco> Choose your category. < science> I'll take Homosexual Innuendos for 500, Alex. <@eco> *dyew doo dyew doo dyew doo* We have our first Daily Double. <@eco> What's your wager? < science> I'll... I'll bet it all Alex. <@eco> Ok. Frequently uttered at bars, this pickup line often follows this form: "Allow me to push your _____ in." < science> Ummm... <@eco> 5 seconds. < science> What is fudge, Alex? <@eco> *bzzt* Oooo, so close. < science> SHIT! <@eco> "stool" was the correct answer.

#834 +(-1)- [X]

< ManicV> i know this sounds gay, but... what should i get embroidered on my chuck taylors? < ManicV> 12 character limit < proto> GAY < ManicV> thx < ManicV> i'll post pics when i get them

#833 +(1)- [X]

<@Qawee> i thought kampf was a bot

#832 +(5)- [X]

<eco> There is a rumor going around that the Mormon church made an offer on Facebook... <Flux|w> Oh, great. <Flux|w> instead of the zombie/wolverine/vampire games <Flux|w> it'll be the missionary game! <Flux|w> 'EMILY JUST CONVERTED YOU!' <Flux|w> ugh. <THEyenn> hahaha <Flux|w> 'Click here to find out how much YOUR soul is worth!' <synic> Josh will like those games. All the women will have less power.

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<@eco> So, while engaging in consensual intercourse between adults this morning an orgasm was had. <@eco> Right then, without delay, my alarm goes off. <@eco> My alarm sound: The Final Fantasy victory tune. <@eco> It was amazingly perfect timing. <@optikal> hahaha <@stderr> HAHAHA <@stderr> awesome <@optikal> eco: ^5 <@gibba> LMAO <@stderr> ^5 fo sho * Tay shakes head.

#830 +(4)- [X]

< yennNerd> what IS everyone doing for the 24th? < AceMcStud> trying to beat my personal best record for russian roulette

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<ManicV> if i'm going to have sex with a guy, i don't want it to be some faggot

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<stderr> man if I ever realized I had Alzheimer's, shotgun to mouth. <synic> stderr: yeah, and in 50 years, you'll be saying that every 10 minutes or so.

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<@GavriloPrincip> I'm not rambling. Rambling is when you make a lot of indirectly or loosely tied thoughts kind of like a granny knot. Granny knots are, like, the worst kind of knot. George Bush would tie granny knots because he's the worst president. You know who was a good president? Polk.

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<@RenderMan> fair warning; I'm pissed off again -!- astcell [~astcell@vtc.tj] has left #dc-forums [] <@RenderMan> lol

#825 +(10)- [X]

16:06 <@stderr> I miss having regular Friday poontang 16:06 * stderr calls up one of his 19 year old hoors 16:13 <@stderr> done and done 16:17 < tierra> you never were one to last more than a couple minutes

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<fizz> guns > women. <stderr> always and forever. <fizz> truedat <stderr> I can't hit my enemy from 300 yards away with my woman <stderr> Unless I made some sort of giant slingshot....

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<cycokilr> what's german porn? is it better?