<AceMcStud> I've never seen weekend at Bernies
<eco> It's fucked up.
<eco> Yes. It's fucked awesome.
<AceMcStud> oh, so like home Alone
<stderr> It's pretty much what I'm planning for Adam's funeral.
<AceMcStud> hell yeah
<AceMcStud> josh, how'd you know?
<stderr> I just _know_.
<AceMcStud> one last party for me to enjoy vicariously from hell
<eco> Except instead of a weekend adventure in Miami it'll be a bottle of lube and candles.
<stderr> corpses can't be choosers.
<stderr> (or say no)
<AceMcStud> how about a hunting lodge? you can use my cadaver to convince some hunter he killed me
<stderr> hmmm, hunting lodge in the winter, in the mountains...
<stderr> freeze your corpse overnight outside then use it as a snowboard
<AceMcStud> that works too
<AceMcStud> make sure I'm wearing cool shades when you do that though
<stderr> on your belly with your head looking up and grin meticulously crafted onto your face
<AceMcStud> I'm sorry I'm winning our weewar game btw
<AceMcStud> I got a little carried away
<stderr> I want my body chopped up an... HOW DARE YOU
<AceMcStud> well I feel like I let myself down
<AceMcStud> you know how I feel about competition between friends
<AceMcStud> I didn't want to just roll over of course, but I guess I was a little too focused on putting up a fight in the game and lost sight of what really matters: friendship
<AceMcStud> I'll start losing again if you want
<stderr> oh stfu